9 Pounds of Gold – Joke

A husband and wife were very happy over the nine pound baby boy that <>was born to them.<>

Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of <>a famous newspaper and reported that he had become the proud owner of <>a nine pound nugget of gold. <>

The editor upon hearing seemingly <>extraordinary news, sent his star reporter to interview Mr. Brown.<>

When the reporter came, Mr. Brown was away and his wife was alone at home….<>

Reporter:- Does Mr. Brown live here?<>

Mrs. Brown:- Oh! yes.<>

Reporter:- Is he in?<>

Mrs. Brown:- No, he went somewhere.<>

Reporter:- Is it true that he owns a nine pound nugget of gold?<>

Mrs. Brown:- (Realising the joke) Yes! Indeed.<>

Reporter:- Can I see the place where he found it?<>

Mrs. Brown:- I’m afraid not because Mr. Brown objects in as much as <>it is strictly private.<>

Reporter:- Is the place far?<>

Mrs. Brown:- No, it is quite near and convenient.<>

Reporter:- How many years has Mr. Brown been digging the hole?<>

Mrs. Brown:- Just about two years.<>

Reporter:- Is the hole deep?<>

Mrs. Brown:- Quite so…<>

Reporter:- At about what time does Mr. Brown start digging?<>

Mrs. Brown:- Oh, he does his digging mostly at night.<>

Reporter:- Does he work hard on it?<>

Mrs. Brown:- You bet….and how he perspires.<>

Reporter:- Is Mr. Brown the first to dig?<>

Mrs. Brown:- He thought he was….<>

Reporter:- How do you know there was someone ahead of him?<>

Mrs. Brown:- I’m in good position to say so, because I own the place.<>

Reporter:- Oh, I see, but did you sell the place to Mr. Brown?<>

Mrs. Brown:- No, but for the present he has the legal title to the site.<>

Reporter:- Has Mr. Brown any helper when he works?<>

Mrs. Brown:- Yes, I work under him….<>

Reporter:- Do you think Mr. Brown will sell the place?<>

Mrs. Brown:- I don’t think so because he enjoys working on it.<>

Reporter:- Can I see the nine pound nugget of gold?<>

Mrs. Brown:- Yes, certainly…<>

(She showed him the nine pound baby boy..)<>

The reporter fainted….<>

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