A Bag Of Money

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood.<>

They we’re celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and decided to walk down the street to their old school.<>

There, they hold hands as they find the old desk they’d shared and where he had carved “I love you, Sally.”<>

On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armored car and lands practically at their feet.<>

Sally quickly picks it up and decides to take it home until they decide what to do with it.<>

There, she counts the money, and it’s fifty thousand dollars.<>

The husband says, “We’ve got to give it back.”<>

She says, “Finders keepers,” and puts the money back in the bag and hides it up in their attic.<>

The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the neighborhood looking for the money and show up at their home.<>

They say, “Pardon me, but did either of you find or know about some money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”<>

She says, “No.”<>

The husband quickly interjects, “She’s lying!! She hid it up in the attic.”<>

She says, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile.”<>

However, the agents sit the man down and begin to question him.<>

“Sir, please tell us the story from the beginning.”<>

The old man says,<>

“Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday…”<>

The FBI agents immediately look at each other and say, “Let’s get out of here!!”<>

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