A drunk walks into a bar…

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur);<>

“Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.”<>

So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $57.00.<>

The drunk says, “I haven’t got it.”<>

The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into the street.<>

The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again says [with a drunken slur];<>

“Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.”<>

The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself that he can’t possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice,<>

So he gives him the benefit of the doubt, pours a round of drinks for the house, has a drink himself and hands the drunk a bill for $67.00.<>

The drunk says, “I haven’t got it.”<>

The bartender can’t believe it.<>

He picks the guy up, beats the living daylights out of him, then throws him out into the street.<>

The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says [with a drunken slur],<>

“Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, give me the bill.”<>

In disgust, the bartender says;<>

“What, no drink for me this time?”<>

The drunk replies;<>

“You! No Way! You get too violent when you drink!<>

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