A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing.”<>
“What do they say?” the priest inquired. <>
“They say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?’” the woman said embarrassingly.<>
“That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed, “I can see why you are embarrassed.” <>
He thought a minute and then said, “You know, I may have a solution to this problem.<>
I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. <>
Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. <>
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship.<>
I’m sure your parrots will stop saying that…that phrase in no time.” <>
“Thank you,” the lady responded, “this may very well be the solution.” <>
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house.<>
As he ushered her in, she saw his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying. <>
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.<>
After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison, “Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?” There was a stunned silence.<>
Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said, “Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!”<>
