An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.<>
The man replies,<>
“I am on my way to a lessons about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”<>
The officer then asks,<>
“Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”<>
The man replies,<>
“That would be my wife.”<>
