Alcoholic elderly man

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.<>

The man replies,<>

“I am on my way to a lessons about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”<>

The officer then asks,<>

“Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”<>

The man replies,<>

“That would be my wife.”<>

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