An Englishman, A Scotsman and an Irishman t<>hey run into a bar and say to the bartender “quick, we need somewhere to hide, there’s a man trying to kill us!”<>
The bartender says “there are some sacks in the cellar, hide in them, just pretend to be what was in them before you emptied them.”<>
So they run downstairs to hide in the sacks.<>
Then the murderer comes in, after looking in the bar, he heads to the cellar. <>
He sees the suspicious looking sacks and he kicks the first sack.<>
The English man shouts “woof woof”.<>
The murderer goes “ok it’s just a dog”. <>
Then he kicks the second bag.<>
The Scotsman says “meowwww”<>
The murderer says to himself “just a cat.” <>
And he moves on to the last sack.<>
When he kicks that one, the Irish man shouts “POTATOES!”<>
