An Englishman, A Scotsman & An Irishman – Joke

An Englishman, A Scotsman and an Irishman t<>hey run into a bar and say to the bartender “quick, we need somewhere to hide, there’s a man trying to kill us!”<>

The bartender says “there are some sacks in the cellar, hide in them, just pretend to be what was in them before you emptied them.”<>

So they run downstairs to hide in the sacks.<>

Then the murderer comes in, after looking in the bar, he heads to the cellar. <>

He sees the suspicious looking sacks and he kicks the first sack.<>

The English man shouts “woof woof”.<>

The murderer goes “ok it’s just a dog”. <>

Then he kicks the second bag.<>

The Scotsman says “meowwww”<>

The murderer says to himself “just a cat.” <>

And he moves on to the last sack.<>

When he kicks that one, the Irish man shouts “POTATOES!”<>

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