And so, here we are!

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.<>

 

Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:<>

 

“Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.<>

 

Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride.<>

 

She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.”<>

 

Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn’t wear because they were out of style.<>

 

She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn’t suit you.<>

 

Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don’t fit into anymore.<>

 

Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked,<>

 

“Is there anything else that your wife doesn’t use anymore?”<>

 

“And so, here we are!”<>

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