At Walmart

A boy starts his first day at Walmart.

His trainer says to him “I’ll take care of the first 2 customers to show you how it’s done and you can look after the 3rd.”

So the trainer goes to the first customer and says “Can I help you, m’am?” Lady goes “I’m looking for some garden hose.”

Trainer “Okay 10, 20 or 30 ft?”

Lady “30ft.”

He takes her to where the hoses are and says “After, can I interest you in a lawn mower?”

“Why would I need a lawn mower?”

“Well you’re going to water your grass, the grass is going to grow and you’re going to need to cut it. You’ll need a lawnmower for that.”

“Actually yeah, I do need a lawnmower.”

The boy is pretty impressed that his trainer was able to sell this lady a lawnmower.

So the trainer goes to the second customer and says “Can I help you, sir?”

The man says “Yeah, I’m looking for some fertilizer.”

“Sure. 10, 20 or 30 pounds?”

“20″

So the trainer takes the man to where the fertilizer is and says “When you’re done can I interest you in a new lawnmower?”

“Why would I need a lawnmower?”

“Well you’re going to fertilize your grass, the grass is going to grow and you’re going to need to cut it. You’re going to need a lawnmower.”

“Yeah, actually, I do need a lawnmower”.

The boy at this point is amazed by his trainer’s salesmanship.

So now it’s the boys turn to help a customer. He goes up to this lady and asks “Is there something I can help you with today?”

“I’m looking for some tampons.”

“Sure, 10, 20 or 30 pack?”

“30 pack”.

So the boy takes the lady to where the tampons are and says “When you’re done can I interest you in a lawnmower?”

The lady looks at him confused as says “What on earth would I need a lawnmower for?”

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