Baseball In Heaven

Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.<>

Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they poured over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.<>

One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy.<>

A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob’s voice from beyond.<>

“Bob is that you?” Earl asked.<>

“Of course it me,” Bob replied.<>

“This is unbelievable!” Earl exclaimed. “So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?”<>

“Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?”<>

“Tell me the good news first.”<>

“Well, the good news is that yes, there is baseball in heaven, Earl.”<>

“Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?”<>

“You’re pitching tomorrow night.”<>

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