Being a Man

There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry.<>

So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it.<>

The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money.<>

She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, “I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much.”<>

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man.<>

She said, “I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much.”<>

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest.<>

She says, “I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.”<>

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money.<>

Finally, being the mere man he was, he decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.<>

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