Being On The Field – Joke

Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball.<>

Abe turns to Sol and asks, “Do you think there’s baseball in Heaven?” <>

Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, “I dunno. But let’s make a deal — if I die first, I’ll come back and tell you if there’s baseball in Heaven, and if you die first, you do the same.” They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on.<>

Soon afterward, Sol sits in the park feeding the pigeons by himself and hears a voice whisper, “Sol… Sol… .” Sol responds, “Abe! Is that you?” <>

“Yes it is, Sol,” whispers Abe’s ghost. <>

Sol, still amazed, asks, “So, is there baseball in Heaven?” <>

“Well,” says Abe, “I’ve got good news and bad news.”<>

“Gimme the good news first,” says Sol. Abe says, “Well, there is baseball in Heaven.” <>

Sol says, “That’s great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?” Abe sighs and whispers, “You’re pitching on Friday.”<>

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