Birthday Surprise – Joke

During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t).<>

When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” <>

He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.<>

He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.<>

The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.<>

It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! <>

I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.<>

Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more.<>

The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. <>

The pleasure was indescribable!<>

Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.<>

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.<>

He asked me if I had peaked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.<>

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused, “Happy Birthday!”<>

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