Bull Auction

This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.<>

The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off,<>

“A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 57 times last year.”<>

The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments,<>

“See! That was more than once a week!”<>

The second bull is to be sold,<>

“Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year.”<>

Again the wife bugs her husband,<>

“Hey, that’s more than twice a week. What do you say to that?”<>

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.<>

The third bull is up for sale,<>

“And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!”<>

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,<>

“That’s once a day, every day of the year! How about you?”<>

The husband was pretty irritated by now and yells back,<>

“Sure, once a day! Great! But, you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!”ou too!”<>

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