Calm down!

A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a real Rugby player. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place…..<>

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK….<>

“What’s that for”…? the lady questions.<>

“Oh, I have this so that when I’m on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me”….<>

Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.<>

“What’s that”…? the lady questions again. “Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV”….<>

Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.<>

The lady screams, “Don’t tell me you have AIDS….<>

The man replies, “No, no…!!! Calm down…!!!It will say ADIDAS in a minute…..<>

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