Can you lend 70 euros!

An Irish couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll try being a hpoker:<>

She’s not quite sure what to do, so the husband says.<>

“Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge a hundred euros. Any questions and I’ll be parked around the corner.”<>

She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg when a guy pulls up and asks.<>

“How much?”<>

She says. “A hundred euros.”<>

He replies. “All I got is thirty.”<>

She says. “Hold on.”<>

She runs back to the husband and asks.<>

“What now. What can he get for thirty?”<>

“A hand job” The husband replied.<>

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty euros is a handjob.<>

He agrees and she gets in the car.<>

He unzips his trousers and out pops this HUGE willy.<>

She stares at it for a few seconds, then says…<>

“I’ll be right back.”<>

She runs back to the husband.<>

“What’s wrong?” He asks.<>

“Any chance you could lend this guy seventy euros?”<>

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