A guy named Joe wanted to cut down some trees in his back yard. He went to a chainsaw shop and asked about the different […] Read More
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During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day – “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a […] Read More
A beautiful girl goes into a bar and sits down next to an elderly guy that’s so homely looking, he hasn’t had a date in […] Read More
A beautiful redhead sitting at the next table. He’s been sneakily checking her out ever since he arrived, but doesn’t have the courage to start […] Read More
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden […] Read More
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon […] Read More
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over […] Read More
Here I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a large trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and […] Read More
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up […] Read More
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the […] Read More
