A Man and His Wife Are at a Restaurant and the Husband Keeps Staring at an Old Drunken Lady Swigging Her Gin at a Nearby Table.<>

His Wife Asks, “Do You Know Her?”<>

“Yes,” Sighs the Husband.<>

“She’s My Ex-wife.<>

She Took to Drinking Right after We Divorced Seven Years Ago, and I Hear She Hasn’t Been Sober Since.”<>

“My God!” Says the Wife.<>

“Who Would Think a Person Could Go on Celebrating That Long?”<>

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