A Man and His Wife Are at a Restaurant and the Husband Keeps Staring at an Old Drunken Lady Swigging Her Gin at a Nearby Table.<>
His Wife Asks, “Do You Know Her?”<>
“Yes,” Sighs the Husband.<>
“She’s My Ex-wife.<>
She Took to Drinking Right after We Divorced Seven Years Ago, and I Hear She Hasn’t Been Sober Since.”<>
“My God!” Says the Wife.<>
“Who Would Think a Person Could Go on Celebrating That Long?”<>
