Chastity Belt

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.<>

One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusades.”<>

The company of knights were only a kilometer or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching.<>

Thinking it might be an important message from the town, the knights halted.<>

A horseman approached. It was the knight’s best friend. He yelled, “Hey, you gave me the wrong key!”<>

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