A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, <>
“Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”<>
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, “What would you like to discuss?”<>
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger.<>
“How about nuclear power?” “OK,” said Little Johnny.<>
“That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.” <>
“A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. <>
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”<>
“Jeez,” said the stranger. “I have no idea.” <>
“Well, then,” said Little Johnny, “How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?”<>
