An 8-year-old knocks on the door of a brothel…<>
The Madam opens it up, looks down and sees the kid.<>
“What do you want?”<>
The kid says, “I wanna get laid!”<>
The Madam says, “Yeah, come back in ten years.”<>
“But I wanna get laid.”<>
The Madam bends down and says,<>
“Kid, get out of here, come back in ten years. Tell you what, go find a tree with a hole in it and practice.”<>
Ten years later, the kid knocks again on the door.<>
The Madam recognizes him instantly,<>
“Kid! You’re back!”<>
The kid says,<>
“You said to wait ten years, so I did.”<>
Did you practice on the tree-like I told you?”<>
“Yes ma’am, I did!”<>
The Madam is so impressed that she walks him upstairs to the best lady in the house.<>
As the lady undresses, the kid walks over to the closet, grabs a broom, and starts whacking the prostitute.<>
The lady screams, “What are you doing kid?”<>
“Checking for squirrels.”<>
