Damn it, Jack!

A man came home from work early one day,<>

and found his wife naked and panting on the bed.<>

“Honey,” she said, thinking quickly,<>

“I think I’m having a heart attack!”<>

While rushing to call the doctor, he nearly stumbled over his crying four year old,<>

who told him there was a naked man in the closet.<>

He ran to the closet, opened the door,<>

and there was his best friend.<>

“Damn it, Jack!” he shouted,<>

“Jill’s having a heart attack<>

and here you are scaring the hell out of the kids!”<>

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