A man came home from work early one day,<>
and found his wife naked and panting on the bed.<>
“Honey,” she said, thinking quickly,<>
“I think I’m having a heart attack!”<>
While rushing to call the doctor, he nearly stumbled over his crying four year old,<>
who told him there was a naked man in the closet.<>
He ran to the closet, opened the door,<>
and there was his best friend.<>
“Damn it, Jack!” he shouted,<>
“Jill’s having a heart attack<>
and here you are scaring the hell out of the kids!”<>
