A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word “definitely” to them.<>
To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.<>
The first student raised his hand and said “The sky is definitely blue”.<>
The teacher said, “Well, that isn’t entirely correct, because sometimes it’s gray and cloudy”.<>
Another student says, “Grass is definitely green.”<>
The teacher again replies “If grass doesn’t get enough water it turns brown, so that isn’t really correct either.”<>
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher “Do farts have lumps?”<>
The teacher looked at him and said “No…But that isn’t really a question you want to ask in class discussion.”<>
So the student replies, “Then I definitely shit my pants.<>
