Do You Have? – Joke

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door.<>

She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.<>

He asks the lady, “Do you have a Va*ina?”<>

She slams the door in disgust.<>

The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, “Do you have a Va*ina?”<>

She slams the door again.<>

Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days.<>

The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, “Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again.”<>

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.<>

The husband whisperes to the wife, “Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the <>question because I want to a see where he’s going with this.”<>

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.<>

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, “Do you have a Va*ina?”<>

“Yes I do.” says the lady.<>

The man replies, <>

“Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours!”<>

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