Do You Know Me?

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.<>

She says hello.<>

He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.<>

So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”<>

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?”<>

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”<>

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