Do you know who I am?

The friendly usher at the country church greeted the elderly woman visitor at the door and helped her up the steps.<>

“Where would you like to sit?” he asked politely.<>

“The front row, please,” she answered.<>

“You really don’t want to do that,” the usher said. “The pastor is really boring.”<>

“Do you happen to know who I am?” the woman inquired.<>

“No,” he said.<>

“I’m the pastor’s mother,” she replied indignantly.<>

“Do you know who I am?” he asked.<>

“No,” she said.<>

“Good,” he answered.<>

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