The friendly usher at the country church greeted the elderly woman visitor at the door and helped her up the steps.<>
“Where would you like to sit?” he asked politely.<>
“The front row, please,” she answered.<>
“You really don’t want to do that,” the usher said. “The pastor is really boring.”<>
“Do you happen to know who I am?” the woman inquired.<>
“No,” he said.<>
“I’m the pastor’s mother,” she replied indignantly.<>
“Do you know who I am?” he asked.<>
“No,” she said.<>
“Good,” he answered.<>
