Do You Want Some Help?

There was a party in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.<>

Two young men ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain and finally reached their car just as the rain let up.<>

They jumped in, started it up and headed down the road, laughing and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other.<>

All of a sudden an old man’s face appeared outside the passenger window, and he tapped lightly on the window!<>

The man on the passenger side screamed out, “Eeeeeeekkk! Look at my window!!! There’s an old guy’s face there!” (Was this a ghost?!?!?!)<>

This old man kept knocking, so the driver said, “Well, open the window a little and ask him what he wants!”<>

So the passenger rolled his window down part way and said, scared out of his wits, “What do you want?”<>

The old man softly replied, “Do you have any tobacco?”<>

The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said, “He wants tobacco!”<>

“Well, offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!” the driver replies.<>

So he fumbles around with the pack and hands the old man a cigarette and yells, “Step on it!!!” rolling up the window in terror.<>

Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down, and they start laughing again, and the passenger says,<>
“What do you think about that?”<>

The driver says, “I don’t know. How could that be? I was going pretty fast.”<>

Then all of a sudden AGAIN there is a knock, and there is the old man again.<>

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, there he is again!” the passenger yells.<>

“Well, see what he wants now!” yells back the driver. He rolls down the window a little way and shakily says,<>

“Do you have a light?” the old man quietly asks.<>

The passenger throws a lighter out the window at him and rolls up the window and yells, “STEP ON IT!”<>

They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still guzzling beer, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden again there is more knocking!<>


He rolls down the window and screams out, “WHAT DO YOU WANT?” in stark fear.<>

The old man replies, “You want some help getting out of the mud?”<>

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