Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a s*xual problem.
I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.”
“Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.”
So, the worried fellow returned with his wife the following pad.
The doctor greeted the coupled and then said, “Please remove your clothes, Mrs. Thomas.”
The woman obliged and removed her clothing.
“Okay, now turn all the way around… Now, lie down please… Uh-huh, I see.
Alright, you can put your clothes back on.”
While the woman was busy dressing herself again, the doctor took the husband aside.
“You’re in perfect health,” he said to the man.
“Your wife didn’t give me an erection either.”