This guy sees a sign in front of a house:<>
“Talking Dog for Sale.”<>
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.<>
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.<>
“You talk?” he asks. “Yep,” the mutt replies. “So, what’s your story?”<>
The mutt looks up and says;<>
“Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.<>
I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.<>
The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger and I wanted to settle down.<>
So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.<>
I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals.<>
Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.” The guy is amazed.<>
He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.<>
The owner says, “Ten dollars.”<>
The guy says, “This dog is amazing.<>
Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?”<>
The owner replies, “He’s such a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff.”<>
