Don’t Count On It – Joke

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.<>

“But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.”<>

“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer.<>

I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”<>

“But, officer, I just wanted to say,” “And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”<>

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding… He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”<>

“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”<>

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