Drive A Car

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed.<>

As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.<>

The officer looked down at the monkey and said “I wish you could talk.”<>

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.<>

“You can understand what I’m saying?” asked the officer.<>

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.<>

“Well, did you see this?”<>

“Yes,” motioned the monkey.<>

“What happened?”<>

 The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.<>

“They were drinking?” asked the officer.<>


“What else?”<>

The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.<>

“They were smoking marijuana?”<>


“Now wait, you’re saying your owners were drinking, and smoking marijuana before they wrecked.”<>


“What were you doing during all this?”<>

“Driving” motioned the monkey.<>

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