A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed.<>
As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.<>
The officer looked down at the monkey and said “I wish you could talk.”<>
The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.<>
“You can understand what I’m saying?” asked the officer.<>
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.<>
“Well, did you see this?”<>
“Yes,” motioned the monkey.<>
“What happened?”<>
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.<>
“They were drinking?” asked the officer.<>
“Yes.”<>
“What else?”<>
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.<>
“They were smoking marijuana?”<>
“Yes.”<>
“Now wait, you’re saying your owners were drinking, and smoking marijuana before they wrecked.”<>
“Yes.”<>
“What were you doing during all this?”<>
“Driving” motioned the monkey.<>
