A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.<>
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively,<>
“Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”<>
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs,<>
“No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”<>
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.<>
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.<>
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.<>
She smiles at him and says,<>
“I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”<>
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean $300?”<>
