An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.<>
Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses.<>
If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area,” said Peter.<>
“Heck, Gloria,” the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off,<>
“We could have been here ten years ago if you hadn’t insisted on exercising three times a week and eating that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat food!”<>
