Exercise, oat bran, low-fat foods…

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.<>

Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses.<>

If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area,” said Peter.<>

“Heck, Gloria,” the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off,<>

“We could have been here ten years ago if you hadn’t insisted on exercising three times a week and eating that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat food!”<>

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