A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent came up up to him and said,<>
“We got a tip that you may be growing illegal drugs on the premises. Do you mind if I take a look around?”<>
The old rancher replied, “That’s fine, you shouldn’t go over there though.” As he pointed at one of his fields.<>
The FBI agent snapped at him, “I’m am a federal agent! I can go wherever I want!”<>
With that he pulled out his badge and shoved it into the ranchers face.<>
The rancher shrugged this off and continued with his daily chores. About 15 minutes later he heard a loud scream from the field he had pointed out earlier.<>
All of a sudden he could see the FBI agent sprinting towards him with a large bull on his heels.<>
The rancher rushed to the fence and yelled, “Your badge! Show your badge to the bull!”<>
