Ferocious lion

A circus owner ran an ad for a lion tamer, and two young people showed up.<>

One was a good-looking lad in his mid-twenties, and the other was a gorgeous blonde about the same age.<>

The circus owner told them, “I’m not going to sugar-coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you guys better be good or you’re history. Here’s your equipment: chair, whip, and a gun.<>

Who wants to try out first?”<>

The girl said, “I’ll go first.”<>

She walked past the chair, the whip, and the gun and stepped right into the lion’s cage.<>

The lion started to snarl and pant and began to charge her.<>

About half way there, she threw open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.<>

The lion stopped dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawled up to her, and started licking her ankles.<>

He continued to lick her calves, kissed them, and then rested his head at her feet.<>

The circus owner’s mouth was on the floor.<>

He said, “I’ve never seen a display like that in my life.”<>

He then turned to the young man and asked, “Can you top that?”<>

The young man replied, “No problem, just get that lion out of the way.”<>

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