Gifts for teacher

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.<>

The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift.<>

She shook it, held it up and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s some flowers!”<>

“That’s right!” shouted the little boy.<>

Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher a gift.<>

She held it up, shook it and said.<>

“I bet I know what it is – it’s a box of candy!”“That’s right!” shouted the little girl.<>

The next gift was from the liquor store owner’s son, Little Johnny.<>

The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking.<>

She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.<>

“Is it wine?” she asked.<>

“No,” Little Johnny answered.<>

The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.<>

“Is it champagne?” she asked.<>

“No,” he answered.Finally, the teacher said, “I give up. What is it?”<>

Little Johnny replied,<>

“A puppy!”<>

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