On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.<>
The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift.<>
She shook it, held it up and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s some flowers!”<>
“That’s right!” shouted the little boy.<>
Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher a gift.<>
She held it up, shook it and said.<>
“I bet I know what it is – it’s a box of candy!”“That’s right!” shouted the little girl.<>
The next gift was from the liquor store owner’s son, Little Johnny.<>
The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking.<>
She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.<>
“Is it wine?” she asked.<>
“No,” Little Johnny answered.<>
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.<>
“Is it champagne?” she asked.<>
“No,” he answered.Finally, the teacher said, “I give up. What is it?”<>
Little Johnny replied,<>
“A puppy!”<>
