When God created the donkey, he said:<>
“You’ll work day and night, and you’ll carry in your back heavy baggage.<>
You’ll eat grass and you’ll have low IQ.<>
You’ll be living for 50 years.”<>
“But my God, 50 years is a lot of time for that kind of life! Give me only 30.” And so it happened.<>
Then, God created the dog:<>
“As a dog, you’ll guard man’s property and you’ll be his staunch/loyal friend. You’ll eat their left overs and you’ll be living for 25 years.”<>
“Oh, Mighty God. This kind of life is unbearable. Give me only 10 years to live, please.” And so it happened.<>
Then, God created the monkey:<>
” You’ll jump around, tree to tree, and you’ll act like a fool so people can be entertained by you. You life will last 20 years.”<>
“No, God, please! Don’t let me suffer for that long. Give only 10 years to live.” And so it happened.<>
Last, God created the Man:<>
“You’re a Man. You’re the only sensible being on the planet earth. You’ll use your inteligence to dominance the other creatures. You’ll be in charge. You’ll life will last 20 years.”<>
“But my one and only God, 20 years is not too long to achieve my goal.<>
I beg you to give me the donkey’s 20 years, dog’s 15 years and monkeys 10 years.”<>
And so it happen.<>
Since then men lives for 20 years as a man.<>
Then, he gets married and works as a donkey for 20 years by carrying heavy baggage night and day.<>
He haves children and lives as a dog, guarding the house and his property, eating family left overs.<>
And when he grows old, he lives like a monkey. He’s his grandchildren entertainer by acting fool!<>
