God will provide (Joke)

A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents.<>

After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man.<>

The father invites the fiancé to his study for a drink.<>

“So what are your plans?” the father asks the young man.<>

“I am a bible scholar.” he replies.<>

“A bible scholar? Hmmm,” the father says. “Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she’s accustomed to?”<>

“I will study,” the young man replies, “and God will provide for us.”<>

“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?” asks the father.<>

“I will concentrate on my studies,” the young man replies. “God will provide for us.”<>

“And children?” asks the father.<>

“How will you support children?”<>

“Don’t worry, sir, God will provide,” replies the fiancé.<>

The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions him, the young idealist insists that God will provide.<>

Later, the mother asks, “How did it go, honey?”<>

The father answers, “The bad news is, he has no job and no plans.<>

The good news is he thinks I’m God.”<>

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