Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. <>
Theirs will be first on the schedule.<>
The older boy leans over and asks, “What are you having done?”<>
The second boy says, I’m getting my tonsils out, and I’m afraid.”<>
The first boy says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.”<>
The second boy then asks, “What are you going in for?”<>
The first boy says, “Circumcision.”<>
“Whoa!” the smaller boy replies. “Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn’t walk for a year.”<>
