Grass Eaters

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.<>

“Why are you eating grass?” he asked the man.<>

“I don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.<>

“Oh, please come to my house!”<>

“But sir, I have a wife and four children…”<>

“Bring them along!” the rich man said. They all climbed into the limo.<>

Once underway, the poor fellow said,<>

“Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in.”<>

The rich man replied, “No, you don’t understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!”<>

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