A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.<>
She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:<>
“Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?”<>
“Of course my child, What can I do for you?”<>
“Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair removal gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money.<>
I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs.<>
Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?”<>
Advertisement “Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not lie.”<>
“You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions”,<>
and she gave him the ‘hair removal’.<>
The aircraft arrived at its destination.<>
When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked,<>
“Father, do you have anything to declare?”<>
“From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son”,he replied.<>
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked,<>
“And from the sash down, what do you have?”<>
The priest replied, “I have there a marvelous little instrument designed for use by women, but which has never been used.”<>
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said,<>
“Go ahead Father. Next!”<>
