Hair removal gadget

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.<>

She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:<>

“Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?”<>

“Of course my child, What can I do for you?”<>

“Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair removal gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money.<>

I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs.<>

Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?”<>

Advertisement “Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not lie.”<>

 “You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions”,<>

and she gave him the ‘hair removal’.<>

The aircraft arrived at its destination.<>

When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked,<>

“Father, do you have anything to declare?”<>

“From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son”,he replied.<>

Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked,<>

“And from the sash down, what do you have?”<>

The priest replied, “I have there a marvelous little instrument designed for use by women, but which has never been used.”<>

Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said,<>

“Go ahead Father. Next!”<>

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