He looks just like me!

One sunny day, two men were sitting in a pub drinking pints of lager, when one turned to the other and said: “You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I’m gonna go over there and talk to him”.<>

So, he went over to the man and tapped him on the shoulder. “Excuse me, sir,” he started. “But I noticed you look just like me!”<>

The second man turned around and said: “Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?”<>

“I’m from Brisbane,” the man said. Stunned, the second man said: “Me too! What street do you live on?”<>

“McCarthy Street.” The second man replied: “Me too! What number is it?”<>

The first man said: “162”. The second man replied in shock: “Me too! What are your parents’ names?”<>

“Bruce and Shannon!”<>

The second man was awestruck and said: “Mine too! This is unbelievable!”<>

So, they bought another round and continued talking as the bartenders changed shifts. The new bartender came in, walked up to his colleague and asked:<>

“What’s new today?”<>

“Oh, not much. The Murphy twins are drunk again.”<>

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