Hey Jim!

A lady walks into a pet store.<>

 

She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage: $10 OBO<>

 

The lady asks the pet shop owner, “Why so cheap?”<>

 

The owner says “This bird used to live in a brothel, so he says a lot of inappropriate things.”<>

 

The lady can’t pass up the deal and decides to get the bird anyway.<>

 

She gets the bird home and the first thing the bird says is “Finally cleaned up this dump, and the new madam isn’t bad looking.”<>

 

The lady finds it amusing.<>

 

Her two teen daughters get home and the bird says “New whores in the house, business will be booming tonight.”<>

 

The girls are shocked but laugh it off.<>

 

A few hours later the woman’s husband gets home and the bird says “Hey Jim.”<>

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