A lady walks into a pet store.<>
She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage: $10 OBO<>
The lady asks the pet shop owner, “Why so cheap?”<>
The owner says “This bird used to live in a brothel, so he says a lot of inappropriate things.”<>
The lady can’t pass up the deal and decides to get the bird anyway.<>
She gets the bird home and the first thing the bird says is “Finally cleaned up this dump, and the new madam isn’t bad looking.”<>
The lady finds it amusing.<>
Her two teen daughters get home and the bird says “New whores in the house, business will be booming tonight.”<>
The girls are shocked but laugh it off.<>
A few hours later the woman’s husband gets home and the bird says “Hey Jim.”<>
