A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.<>
The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”<>
Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work.<>
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”<>
She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”<>
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird.<>
The store manager replied, “That’s not good,” and promised he wouldn’t say it again.<>
When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, “Hey lady.”<>
She paused and said, “Yes?”<>
The bird said, “You know.”<>
