Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.<>
Fromunder the blanket she notices four legs instead of two!<>
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.<>
Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.<>
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.<>
-Hi darling, he says,<>
-Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom.<>
Hope you said hello to them.<>