Hitler And The Jackass

Hitler was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo. Suddenly, a donkey jumped out onto the road, and they hit it full on and the car came to a stop.

Hitler said to the chauffeur: ‘’You get out and check, you were driving.’’

The chauffeur got out, checked and reported that the animal was dead. “You were driving; go and tell the farmer,” said Hitler.

Hours later, the chauffeur returned totally plastered, hair ruffled, and with a big grin on his face.

“My god, what happened to you?” asked Hitler.

The chauffeur replied: “When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal, and the daughter took me upstairs to her bedroom and made love to me.”

“What on earth did you say to them?” asked Hitler.

“I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them, ‘I’m Hitler’s chauffeur and I’ve just killed the jackass.’

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