Holy cow!

One dark night, two men are walking home after a party and decide to take a shortcut through the cemetery.<>

Right in the middle of the cemetery they are startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.<>

Trembling with fear, they find an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.<>

“Holy cow, dude,” one says after catching his breath.<>

“You scared us half to death. We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing, working here so late at night?”<>

“Those fools!”<>

the old man grumbles.<>

“They misspelled my name!”<>

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