A fellow stuck his head into a barbershop and asked,<>
“How long before I can get a haircut?”<>
The barber looked around the shop full of customer and said,<>
“About 2 hours.”<>
The man left.<>
A few days later, the same fellow stuck his head in the door and asked,<>
“How long before I can get a haircut?”<>
The barber looked around at the shop and said,<>
“About 3 hours..”<>
The man left.<>
A week later, the same fellow stuck his head in the shop and asked,<>
“How long before I can get a haircut?”<>
The barber looked around the shop and said,<>
“About an hour and a half.”<>
The man left.<>
The barber turned to his friend and said,<>
“Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow that man and see where he goes.<>
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back.”<>
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.<>
The barber asked, “So, where does he go when he leaves?”<>
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,“Your house!”<>
