How long before I can get a haircut?

A fellow stuck his head into a barbershop and asked,<>

“How long before I can get a haircut?”<>

The barber looked around the shop full of customer and said,<>

“About 2 hours.”<>

The man left.<>

A few days later, the same fellow stuck his head in the door and asked,<>

“How long before I can get a haircut?”<>

The barber looked around at the shop and said,<>

“About 3 hours..”<>

The man left.<>

A week later, the same fellow stuck his head in the shop and asked,<>

“How long before I can get a haircut?”<>

The barber looked around the shop and said,<>

“About an hour and a half.”<>

The man left.<>

The barber turned to his friend and said,<>

“Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow that man and see where he goes.<>

He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back.”<>

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.<>

The barber asked, “So, where does he go when he leaves?”<>

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,“Your house!”<>

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