The little Johnny was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store:<>
As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked.<>
“Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”<>
The little boy replied.<>
“Sure! Just go straight down this street a couple of blocks and turn to your right.”<>
The man thanked the boy kindly and said.<>
“I’m the new pastor in town. I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday, I’ll show you how to get to Heaven.”<>
The little Johnny replied with a chuckle.<>
“You’re bullishitting me, right?<>
You don’t even know the way to the Post Office!”<>
