How to get to Heaven?

The little Johnny was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store:<>

As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked.<>

“Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”<>

The little boy replied.<>

“Sure! Just go straight down this street a couple of blocks and turn to your right.”<>

The man thanked the boy kindly and said.<>

“I’m the new pastor in town. I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday, I’ll show you how to get to Heaven.”<>

The little Johnny replied with a chuckle.<>

“You’re bullishitting me, right?<>

You don’t even know the way to the Post Office!”<>

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