I feel just like a newborn baby

Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:<>

“Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains.<>

I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”<>

Slim says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”<>

“Really! Like a newborn baby?” “<>

Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants”<>

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