I Have Bad News!

The pastor stood before the congregation and said;<>

“I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news.”<>

The congregation got quiet.<>

“The bad news is: the church needs a new roof!” the pastor said.<>

The congregation groaned.<>

“The good news is: we have enough money for the new roof.”<>

A sigh of relief was heard rippling through the gathered group.<>

“The bad new is: it’s still in your pockets”<>

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